PokeMake-up: Pikachu

Ok. Let's get real here people.


Pikachu:

There. I said it. Freaking Pikachu. By the show's standards, he is THE best Pokemon. 

And before you push your thick rimmed hipster glasses up your nose and scoff at me, let's reveiw the facts (by the shows standards mind you because in the game he is a pussy):

~He is chosen by the Pokemon MASKER. I want the bet the very best... in every frigging corner of the world. Oh and lets beat them with a electroRAT. You know, to embarrass the SHIT out of them.
~He is a gangster and refuses to be kept in a ball. OR evolve when he is supposed to. Pretty BA.
~ Beat Mew-Two, strongest Pokemon in the world, with the power of LOVE.
~Is hunted by the BIGGEST CRIME CIRCUIT IN THE COUNTRY!
~ *FUN FACT* My older brother's friend hooked up a dead mouse to a car battery to see if it would make a Pikachu. It came BACK TO LIFE. THIS SHIT IS REAL PEOPLE!


So yeah, I don't care what cutesy-wootsy look you WANTED this guy to have, this is what you've got:

Oh and whoever wears this outfit needs at least 20 piercings, to conduct electricity better. DUH.

To see what I used go to: GidgetGif's Polyvore

PokeMake-up: Arbok

See, as far as the 'Pokemon who look way to much like real animals to actually be fun' go Arbok is pretty sweet. He at least has a touch of class to him. I mean, I'm not asking for perfection here but we are used to kobras? Why is that supposed to me wild and exciting. Come on Pokemon, really?

Hold the phone. You're a KOBRA? Holy crap. How is that even possible?

But like I said, he did have class. Leaving Team Rocket to go protect a head of it's own people. Fucking CLASS act man.


So keeping it's copius amount of class in mind, it was pretty easy to come up with a makeup look. I opted to mimick it's neck...tattoos (markings is probably the technical term, huh?)

 

The outfit was pretty easy as well. I thought those shoes were TO DIE FOR. The outfit is classy, just like the Pokemon!

For the items I used go to: GidgetGif's Polyvore

PokeMake-up: Ekans

Ekan's was a pretty dedicated mo'fo. He evolved strictly because Jessie him to. What a thoughtful little dude.

 

In general I don't like Pokemon based on animals that don't go the extra mile. I mean, when people told you that 'ekans' backwards was 'snake'...ummmm...were you really surprised?


But I do like the colors. They made for great makeup/outfit.

 

And for something a little new. Here is an Ekan's outfit:

PokeMake-up: Fearow

Fearow is the anti-Pdgeotto isn't he? It like the difference between this:

And this:

Which is kind of a shame. I mean, Fearow looks so much better! He's cool and bad ass. But he's cast as a villian Pokemon.

Poke-Rasist. Alway trying to keep the scary bird down!

PokeMake-up: Spearow

Lord give me strength. Another freaking BIRD.

I feel like 5/10 Pokemon are freaking birds. and if they aren't birds they are freaking bugs.

Regardless, at least this bird and I had something to agree upon.

Ash Ketchum must DIE:

God is with you, Spearow.

So sure, Spearow has more of a reason to hate Ash than I do. I mean Ash has never PHYSICALLY thrown rocks at me. But his personality was constantly throwing rocks at my faith in humanity.

So this little guy deserved some props.

 

PokeMake-up: Raticate

This poor little reject didn't even warrent an episode.

The first one (only one?) he is in Ash trades Butterfree for him.

And then trades back.

In the same freaking episode.

While the boat they were on was sinking.

No wonder he was always with Team Rocket...

I mean... wow. That's got to sting! You were denied by the kid who wanted to CATCH THEM ALL!

Except you, apparently.

At least I tried to give this guy a little dignity in my look:

 

PokeMake-up: Rattata

One of the Pokemon that makes you want to go 'aww'. He's so sweet and useless.

Like what did he ever do in the anime other than look cute. Was he even IN more than one episode. I mean REALLY in an episode, with, like, a point. I think all he did was steal food from Ash. Right?

I think my look encompassed his pointless cuteness.

PokeMake-up: Pidgeot

I never had a Pidgeot. 'Why?' you might ask.

Well...did YOU?

I mean sure, getting Pidgeotto was cake because you had time between him and, oh I don't know, INTERESTING Pokemon, to level him up. But once you got to Pideotto let's be honest, you dropped that kid hard.

And everytime you saw him in the Pokedex after that it was like running across an ex.

So awkward!

HOLY CRAP! I HAVE A BLOG?

Yeah. I've been a little lax on that 'updating every again' thing.

That's not to say that I haven't done makeup. Oh no sir! I'm up to, like, 120. WITH EXTRAS TO SPAIR!

So in the next hour or two there are going to be a lot of updates on this mother. Probably not 120...hell, probably not 20. But I'm going to make an effort, what more do you want?

PokeMake-up: Pideotto

Pidgeotto is a bad-ass mother fucker.

Look at him. What a PIMP!

I like him way more than I like Pidgeot. Probably because of his resemblance to another certain bad-ass:

 

Frigging Knuckles. Fo'sho. Any resemblance to him is sure to work in your favor.

Here's the look for Pidgeotto:

PokeMake-up: Pidgy

Frigging Pidgey. Always useful but always...well... boring. 

In the game you run into it no less than 80 times. In a minute.

And in the show, look at it's dumb face:

Can't you just imagine fields of this dumb shit. Just 100 of them sitting there, giving you this stupid blank stare.


Well, here it goes!

PokeMake-up: Beedrill (#015)

So there has been an awful lot of hate for Pokemon Black/White. A lot of it has to do with the fact that the game play is way simplified (I could beat it drunk and blind). But I think a majority of it has to do with this weird sense of superiority for those who were children when Pokemon Red came out.

Apparently, 90s kids think that the original 150 were better than any new Pokemon, ESPECIALLY ones from Black and White. Um guys...

Beedrill:

Beedrill. A BEE who has DRILLS for hands. Why? Because. Bee's have stingers. And it's clever to put them on his hands because...it is.

So before you diss Trubish, better check you glass house for cracks.

 

D'awww He's so cute!

Putting his sort of stupid design aside, Beedrill was always a total bad ass. Unlike Kanuna (or Weedle for that matter) he actually was usefull. So I tried to pay him some respect.

  

PokeMake-up: Kakuna (#014)

Lets be real. Is there ANY pokemon LESS interesting than Kakuna?

I mean...LOOK AT HIM:

 

Oh wow. Isn't HE just the most useful looking (slightly phallic) pokemon ever. I sure want to be on HIS team when Mew Two comes a' callin'.

What was the only move he had when you caught him? Harden. Huh. No comment.

Regardless, He's #014 and I had to do it. Here you go:

Yeah. I think the look is just as interesting as the pokemon it represents. Less phallic though! So I consider this a win.

150 Pokemon Looks: Let Me Catch You Up

Hey there guys! I've been working on this project where I do a make-up look for every single Pokemon in the original 150. This started a few weeks ago though, so let me catch you up. But trust me, I secretly suck at this. Which is why I'm going blind on and overdose of make-up remover and glitter. But hey, we'll see what happens.

The only down-side to this besides the blindness is that it has distracted me from my OTHER intended project of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic makeup looks. BLAST!

Hi There!

Hia. So. Blogs. They are...fun? Hahah.

Levity aside, a friend of mine suggested that I make a make-up blog. And I thought it was a great idea. But I need to start now, before I go COMPLETELY BLIND from glitter in my eyes.

I give it two years.