There. I said it. Freaking Pikachu. By the show's standards, he is THE best Pokemon.
And before you push your thick rimmed hipster glasses up your nose and scoff at me, let's reveiw the facts (by the shows standards mind you because in the game he is a pussy):
~He is chosen by the Pokemon MASKER. I want the bet the very best... in every frigging corner of the world. Oh and lets beat them with a electroRAT. You know, to embarrass the SHIT out of them.
~He is a gangster and refuses to be kept in a ball. OR evolve when he is supposed to. Pretty BA.
~ Beat Mew-Two, strongest Pokemon in the world, with the power of LOVE.
~Is hunted by the BIGGEST CRIME CIRCUIT IN THE COUNTRY!
~ *FUN FACT* My older brother's friend hooked up a dead mouse to a car battery to see if it would make a Pikachu. It came BACK TO LIFE. THIS SHIT IS REAL PEOPLE!
So yeah, I don't care what cutesy-wootsy look you WANTED this guy to have, this is what you've got:
Oh and whoever wears this outfit needs at least 20 piercings, to conduct electricity better. DUH.
|To see what I used go to: GidgetGif's Polyvore|