PokeMake-up: Pideotto

Pidgeotto is a bad-ass mother fucker.

Look at him. What a PIMP!

I like him way more than I like Pidgeot. Probably because of his resemblance to another certain bad-ass:

 

Frigging Knuckles. Fo'sho. Any resemblance to him is sure to work in your favor.

Here's the look for Pidgeotto:

PokeMake-up: Pidgy

Frigging Pidgey. Always useful but always...well... boring. 

In the game you run into it no less than 80 times. In a minute.

And in the show, look at it's dumb face:

Can't you just imagine fields of this dumb shit. Just 100 of them sitting there, giving you this stupid blank stare.


Well, here it goes!

PokeMake-up: Beedrill (#015)

So there has been an awful lot of hate for Pokemon Black/White. A lot of it has to do with the fact that the game play is way simplified (I could beat it drunk and blind). But I think a majority of it has to do with this weird sense of superiority for those who were children when Pokemon Red came out.

Apparently, 90s kids think that the original 150 were better than any new Pokemon, ESPECIALLY ones from Black and White. Um guys...

Beedrill:

Beedrill. A BEE who has DRILLS for hands. Why? Because. Bee's have stingers. And it's clever to put them on his hands because...it is.

So before you diss Trubish, better check you glass house for cracks.

 

D'awww He's so cute!

Putting his sort of stupid design aside, Beedrill was always a total bad ass. Unlike Kanuna (or Weedle for that matter) he actually was usefull. So I tried to pay him some respect.

  

PokeMake-up: Kakuna (#014)

Lets be real. Is there ANY pokemon LESS interesting than Kakuna?

I mean...LOOK AT HIM:

 

Oh wow. Isn't HE just the most useful looking (slightly phallic) pokemon ever. I sure want to be on HIS team when Mew Two comes a' callin'.

What was the only move he had when you caught him? Harden. Huh. No comment.

Regardless, He's #014 and I had to do it. Here you go:

Yeah. I think the look is just as interesting as the pokemon it represents. Less phallic though! So I consider this a win.

150 Pokemon Looks: Let Me Catch You Up

Hey there guys! I've been working on this project where I do a make-up look for every single Pokemon in the original 150. This started a few weeks ago though, so let me catch you up. But trust me, I secretly suck at this. Which is why I'm going blind on and overdose of make-up remover and glitter. But hey, we'll see what happens.

The only down-side to this besides the blindness is that it has distracted me from my OTHER intended project of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic makeup looks. BLAST!

Hi There!

Hia. So. Blogs. They are...fun? Hahah.

Levity aside, a friend of mine suggested that I make a make-up blog. And I thought it was a great idea. But I need to start now, before I go COMPLETELY BLIND from glitter in my eyes.

I give it two years.