PokeMake-up: Arbok

See, as far as the 'Pokemon who look way to much like real animals to actually be fun' go Arbok is pretty sweet. He at least has a touch of class to him. I mean, I'm not asking for perfection here but we are used to kobras? Why is that supposed to me wild and exciting. Come on Pokemon, really?

Hold the phone. You're a KOBRA? Holy crap. How is that even possible?

But like I said, he did have class. Leaving Team Rocket to go protect a head of it's own people. Fucking CLASS act man.


So keeping it's copius amount of class in mind, it was pretty easy to come up with a makeup look. I opted to mimick it's neck...tattoos (markings is probably the technical term, huh?)

 

The outfit was pretty easy as well. I thought those shoes were TO DIE FOR. The outfit is classy, just like the Pokemon!

For the items I used go to: GidgetGif's Polyvore

PokeMake-up: Ekans

Ekan's was a pretty dedicated mo'fo. He evolved strictly because Jessie him to. What a thoughtful little dude.

 

In general I don't like Pokemon based on animals that don't go the extra mile. I mean, when people told you that 'ekans' backwards was 'snake'...ummmm...were you really surprised?


But I do like the colors. They made for great makeup/outfit.

 

And for something a little new. Here is an Ekan's outfit:

PokeMake-up: Fearow

Fearow is the anti-Pdgeotto isn't he? It like the difference between this:

And this:

Which is kind of a shame. I mean, Fearow looks so much better! He's cool and bad ass. But he's cast as a villian Pokemon.

Poke-Rasist. Alway trying to keep the scary bird down!

PokeMake-up: Spearow

Lord give me strength. Another freaking BIRD.

I feel like 5/10 Pokemon are freaking birds. and if they aren't birds they are freaking bugs.

Regardless, at least this bird and I had something to agree upon.

Ash Ketchum must DIE:

God is with you, Spearow.

So sure, Spearow has more of a reason to hate Ash than I do. I mean Ash has never PHYSICALLY thrown rocks at me. But his personality was constantly throwing rocks at my faith in humanity.

So this little guy deserved some props.