PokeMake-up: Raticate

This poor little reject didn't even warrent an episode.

The first one (only one?) he is in Ash trades Butterfree for him.

And then trades back.

In the same freaking episode.

While the boat they were on was sinking.

No wonder he was always with Team Rocket...

I mean... wow. That's got to sting! You were denied by the kid who wanted to CATCH THEM ALL!

Except you, apparently.

At least I tried to give this guy a little dignity in my look:

 

PokeMake-up: Rattata

One of the Pokemon that makes you want to go 'aww'. He's so sweet and useless.

Like what did he ever do in the anime other than look cute. Was he even IN more than one episode. I mean REALLY in an episode, with, like, a point. I think all he did was steal food from Ash. Right?

I think my look encompassed his pointless cuteness.

PokeMake-up: Pidgeot

I never had a Pidgeot. 'Why?' you might ask.

Well...did YOU?

I mean sure, getting Pidgeotto was cake because you had time between him and, oh I don't know, INTERESTING Pokemon, to level him up. But once you got to Pideotto let's be honest, you dropped that kid hard.

And everytime you saw him in the Pokedex after that it was like running across an ex.

So awkward!

HOLY CRAP! I HAVE A BLOG?

Yeah. I've been a little lax on that 'updating every again' thing.

That's not to say that I haven't done makeup. Oh no sir! I'm up to, like, 120. WITH EXTRAS TO SPAIR!

So in the next hour or two there are going to be a lot of updates on this mother. Probably not 120...hell, probably not 20. But I'm going to make an effort, what more do you want?