PokeMake-up: Pikachu

Ok. Let's get real here people.


Pikachu:

There. I said it. Freaking Pikachu. By the show's standards, he is THE best Pokemon. 

And before you push your thick rimmed hipster glasses up your nose and scoff at me, let's reveiw the facts (by the shows standards mind you because in the game he is a pussy):

~He is chosen by the Pokemon MASKER. I want the bet the very best... in every frigging corner of the world. Oh and lets beat them with a electroRAT. You know, to embarrass the SHIT out of them.
~He is a gangster and refuses to be kept in a ball. OR evolve when he is supposed to. Pretty BA.
~ Beat Mew-Two, strongest Pokemon in the world, with the power of LOVE.
~Is hunted by the BIGGEST CRIME CIRCUIT IN THE COUNTRY!
~ *FUN FACT* My older brother's friend hooked up a dead mouse to a car battery to see if it would make a Pikachu. It came BACK TO LIFE. THIS SHIT IS REAL PEOPLE!


So yeah, I don't care what cutesy-wootsy look you WANTED this guy to have, this is what you've got:

Oh and whoever wears this outfit needs at least 20 piercings, to conduct electricity better. DUH.

To see what I used go to: GidgetGif's Polyvore

PokeMake-up: Arbok

See, as far as the 'Pokemon who look way to much like real animals to actually be fun' go Arbok is pretty sweet. He at least has a touch of class to him. I mean, I'm not asking for perfection here but we are used to kobras? Why is that supposed to me wild and exciting. Come on Pokemon, really?

Hold the phone. You're a KOBRA? Holy crap. How is that even possible?

But like I said, he did have class. Leaving Team Rocket to go protect a head of it's own people. Fucking CLASS act man.


So keeping it's copius amount of class in mind, it was pretty easy to come up with a makeup look. I opted to mimick it's neck...tattoos (markings is probably the technical term, huh?)

 

The outfit was pretty easy as well. I thought those shoes were TO DIE FOR. The outfit is classy, just like the Pokemon!

For the items I used go to: GidgetGif's Polyvore

PokeMake-up: Ekans

Ekan's was a pretty dedicated mo'fo. He evolved strictly because Jessie him to. What a thoughtful little dude.

 

In general I don't like Pokemon based on animals that don't go the extra mile. I mean, when people told you that 'ekans' backwards was 'snake'...ummmm...were you really surprised?


But I do like the colors. They made for great makeup/outfit.

 

And for something a little new. Here is an Ekan's outfit:

PokeMake-up: Fearow

Fearow is the anti-Pdgeotto isn't he? It like the difference between this:

And this:

Which is kind of a shame. I mean, Fearow looks so much better! He's cool and bad ass. But he's cast as a villian Pokemon.

Poke-Rasist. Alway trying to keep the scary bird down!

PokeMake-up: Spearow

Lord give me strength. Another freaking BIRD.

I feel like 5/10 Pokemon are freaking birds. and if they aren't birds they are freaking bugs.

Regardless, at least this bird and I had something to agree upon.

Ash Ketchum must DIE:

God is with you, Spearow.

So sure, Spearow has more of a reason to hate Ash than I do. I mean Ash has never PHYSICALLY thrown rocks at me. But his personality was constantly throwing rocks at my faith in humanity.

So this little guy deserved some props.

 

PokeMake-up: Raticate

This poor little reject didn't even warrent an episode.

The first one (only one?) he is in Ash trades Butterfree for him.

And then trades back.

In the same freaking episode.

While the boat they were on was sinking.

No wonder he was always with Team Rocket...

I mean... wow. That's got to sting! You were denied by the kid who wanted to CATCH THEM ALL!

Except you, apparently.

At least I tried to give this guy a little dignity in my look:

 

PokeMake-up: Rattata

One of the Pokemon that makes you want to go 'aww'. He's so sweet and useless.

Like what did he ever do in the anime other than look cute. Was he even IN more than one episode. I mean REALLY in an episode, with, like, a point. I think all he did was steal food from Ash. Right?

I think my look encompassed his pointless cuteness.

PokeMake-up: Pidgeot

I never had a Pidgeot. 'Why?' you might ask.

Well...did YOU?

I mean sure, getting Pidgeotto was cake because you had time between him and, oh I don't know, INTERESTING Pokemon, to level him up. But once you got to Pideotto let's be honest, you dropped that kid hard.

And everytime you saw him in the Pokedex after that it was like running across an ex.

So awkward!

HOLY CRAP! I HAVE A BLOG?

Yeah. I've been a little lax on that 'updating every again' thing.

That's not to say that I haven't done makeup. Oh no sir! I'm up to, like, 120. WITH EXTRAS TO SPAIR!

So in the next hour or two there are going to be a lot of updates on this mother. Probably not 120...hell, probably not 20. But I'm going to make an effort, what more do you want?